Sunday, May 9, 2010

If you give your Mom...


If you give your Mom a flower...

She'll want a hug to go with it.

When you squeeze her so tight, it will make her hot,
So she'll want a Dr Pepper to cool off.

When you give your Mom a Dr. Pepper....

She'll want to sit down and watch TV.
So she'll turn on Modern Family

When she turns on Modern Family....

She will see the TV mom bossing all her kids around
So your mom will do the very same.
Pretty soon she'll get mad at you and you will cry and go to your room.

When you go to your room...

She'll calm down and feel bad.
Then she will go downstairs and into your room and give you a big hug.

And chances are....
if she gives you a hug,
She will want a flower to go with it.

Written by Stockton Quiring

Happy Mother's Day!!

5 comments:

Lisa said...

Love it! You're quite an author, Stockton. That's a keeper!

Diana said...

Did he for reals, write that? That was so cute! In fact, I may copy the idea for Father's day myself. Thanks for the tip!

Angela said...

Sweet!! What a creative boy!!

Unknown said...

i seriously laughed out loud - what a funny boy.

Rachel Dean-Dastrup said...

Ok, that is too cute! I love it!